Monday, April 07, 2008

lol..top scorer shall be rewarded.

MINISTRY OF EDUCATION

KCSE POST- ELECTION MID TERM EXAM – PAPER ONE

Answer ALL the questions below
NB. Dubbing/rigging will lead to automatic disqualification

English
Question1.
Give two different meanings of the word rigging (2mks)

Question 2
Write an Essay in no more than 200 words on Gitobu Imanyaras visit to State House vividly recalling how the first lady sent him out (20 mks)

Question 3
Mary gave birth to a baby boy and named him KIRAKA after making out with a Kikuyu, Kamba and Luo, What is the meaning of this ACRONYM: KIRAKA
(2mks)

Mathematics
Question 1
With ODM having won 101 parliamentary seats and PNU 45 and ODM-K 16, what is the probability that after tallying ODM got 4.3million votes? (20mks)

Question 2
Two boys, one has six oranges and the other one, what is the probability of the boy with one orange sharing it with 8 others (2mks)

Chemistry
Question 1
Using your pipette determine the PH level in orange as compared to that of the banana?
(2mks)

Kiswahili
Question 1
Watu watatu (ODM ,PNU, ODM-K) walikua kwa mbio. Mtu ule alikua katika nafasi ya pili alimpita ule alikua katika nafasi ya tatu. Mtu wa pili yuko katika nafasi gani? (Alama 2)

Question 2
Tunga sentensi tano kwa kutumia ngeli ya ‘Rig’. Kwa mfano: Chama cha PNU kilitumia mbinu ya rigging kushinda uchaguzi bandia. (Alama 2)

Question 3
Fupisha sentensi kwa kuondoa maneno ambayo hayatajiki na tumia Kiswahili sanifu
‘Na wale ambao wanachoma nyumba ai jameni, bado tutajenga. Natutazidi kujenga wakichoma. Msije mukafikiria kwamba utachoma nyumba ya mtu nawe utaendelea kuishi, hapana. No way. Na yule anayechoma nyumba za watu huyo ni crazy. Na yule anayemwambia mwengine achome jamani hiyo ni crazyness, no haiwezekani’.
(Alama 10)
Physics
Question 1
Calculate the amount of energy in Kilojoules kJ lost in guarding an empty park with 500 policemen at a temperature of 30degrees centigrade (2mks)




Question 2
Calculate the speed of a teargas canister projectile launched somewhere in Kibera at a constant speed of 200miles in 2 seconds use the formula: velocity = distance
time
Question 3
Given the coefficient of friction is 0.09, what is the canisters speed at the base of the incline? (10mks)


C.R.E
Question 1
1. Judas betrayed Jesus as Kalonzo ‘waiver’ betrayed ……………….. (2mks

3 comments:

Sayyeda said...

that's funnyy!

Shiko-Msa said...

hahhahha! this test is hilarious! Whoever came up with it? It's late now but I swear I'll this test first thing tomorrow morning. Lol you've made my day!

G said...

=)