NEVER MOCK GOD!

im a little on the spiritual side today
so heres one..
Make a personal reflection.

Very interesting, read until
the end...

It is written in the Bible (Galatians 6:7): "Be not deceived; God is
not
mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

CHRIS MURUNGARU:
In Kenya , when some govt ministers ganged up against a
State-sponsored
draft constitution in 2005, the then minister for Internal Security
Dr .
Chris Ndarathi Murungaru said: "Hata shetani mwenyewe anajua hii
katiba
ni nzuri (even satan himself knew it was good for the country.
God loved the country so much that, although the rebel ministers
campaigned using rhetoric words, the govt failed to deliver a
constitution
for the country. he could not have allowed it to have a constitution
that
has been ratified by the devil.
Murungaru was later to be sacked after being implicated in grand
corruption. He has also been banned from setting foot in the US and
UK.

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before, during his interview with an American Magazine, he
said:

"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to argue
about
that. I am certain. Jesus was OK, but his subjects were too simple,
Today
we are more famous than Him" (1966). Lennon, after saying that the
Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six times.

TANCREDO NEVES (President of Brazil):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500,000 votes
from
his party, not even God would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day before being made
President,
then he died.

CAZUZA (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer, singer and poet):
During a show in Cane cão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking
his
cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:
"God, that's for you."
He died at the age of 32 of AIDS in a horrible manner.

THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Ti tanic, a reporter asked him how safe the
Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said:
"Not even God can sink it"
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.

MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show. He
said
the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her. After hearing what
the
Preacher had to say, she said:
"I don't need your Jesus."
A week later, she
was found dead in her apartment.

BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
"Don't stop me, I'm going down all the way, down the highway to
hell.."

On the 19th of February 1980 , Bon Scott was found dead, he had
been
choked by his own vomit.

CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas, Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a
friend.
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding
her
hand, who was already seated in the car:
"MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT YOU."
She responded:
"ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE BOOT, CAUSE INSIDE HERE IT'S
ALREADY
FULL"
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what
type of
car it had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact. The police
said
there was no way the boot could have remained intact. To their
surprise,
inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none were broken.....

Boot means trunk .

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other
name
that was given so much authority as the name o f Jesus. Many have
died
but only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive.

JESUS!!!

Luo love letter:

To my dearest, sweetest, fondest, fantastic, extra-ordinary, paragon of beauty a.k.a. Rosiey. I hope this missive meets you in a fabulous state of metabolism, if so doxology. My principal aim of writing this letter to you is to gravitate your mind towards a matter of global and universal importance to my ego which has been troubling my soul. The matter is so important that even as I am writing my adrenalin is rocking 100 on the Reitcher scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time while the convex mirror in my eyes has only your divine image at it's focal point.

Indeed when I sleep you are the one in my medulla oblongata and I dream about you. I went out to sea in my dream and I saw you; surrounded by H20 and you, your majesty rose from the abdomen of the sea like Yemoja, the avatar of beauty.

Oh, Lord be with us! We are thy servants! As you can see, I am in a serious dilemma and I want you to take my matter seriously. At this junction what our Lord said on this matter is germane. He says we should ask and we shall be given, we should seek and we will find, and that we should knock and it will be opened unto us. I am- on this 24th day of the tenth month in the year of our Lord, two thousand and three - asking, seeking and knocking at your door. My prayer is that thou should open so that thy servant can enter. I want to wake up in the morning and see only your face. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the gray matter of my system, the oxygen in my lungs, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room and the conveyor belt of my soul.

I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'll become an orphan. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face? You model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Lizzie, let me be your Romeo. Make me your Adam oh my Eve, for you were made for me. Shakespeare said it all: If music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love. Let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. Your body exudes not ammonia, urea and iodine - You are too beautiful for that! What I see in your body is milk and honey.

At this juncture brevity is the soul of wit. A stitch in time saves nine. Procrastination is the thief of time. An opportunity once lost can never be regained. Make hay while the sun shines. All that glitters is not gold. The journey of a thousand miles begins but with a single step. What God has put together let no man put asunder. To be a man is not an easy task even if God's time is the best. But time waits for no man. A man without love is like a fish out of water.

I know you are a sagacious girl. If you like the veracity of what I am saying, please fill the attached form and let me have it pronto. The mark at the bottom of this page is a kiss from me to you.

I remain, Your beloved, faithful, loyal, One and only admirer.


Extractineous Hanington Bannington Charlie Omolo mac'Ojuang'.
Ja seme

The school of plain shmucks!

I’ve got this pal. Call him Adam. I love him to death because he is always a riotous source of amusement
And
He looks like me (yet my ways are completely lost in him!)

He can be a real jerk once he sets his mind to it (sorry dude…still got mad luv) and just recently he effectively managed to show me that he was capable of going much much lower.

I had just woken up preparing to celebrate another day of God’s green earth…
Taking deep breathes, listening to the birds’ sing and yada yada yada.
But all this is brought to a sudden unwelcome halt by a bang against the window!

It was a freakin 6 in the freakin morning!!!


D : (genuinely shocked)What the hell?!

A little tip Adam, the whole stalking thing works
Infinitely better when you don’t actually smash your face in the window

A : cut it man…I’m in a serious dilemma.

D : you and me both.

Can’t figure out if I should call law enforcement or plainly whack you myself!

A : it’s about Eve…she’s causing me major frustrations!

Now for some bizarre unexplainable reason, friends seem to be more than a little fond of my company when they feel the need to vent.

With bags under thy eyes and a sudden look of fatigue, I slouched into the first thing I calculated could fit this fine behind.

D : ‘supp?

A : si I told you about how Eve doesn’t give me any?

D : the chilling for marriage thing…vaguely remember something to that effect .

A : can’t do it anymore, it’s been three years now…I just can’t

D: and…so?

A : so in good faith(?) I told her. I said I still loved her to death and still respected
her abstinence crusade but I could be a follower no more.
It’s not that I wanted us to call it quits…she is still the one for me.
Anyhow, I know this other lady who is quite lonely,
she agreed to us having physical relations bila any other ties…I told Eve
About it and even suggested we visit a VCT center to get tested for sexually
transmitted diseases and all.
I was open and honest…I thought that’s what you women want from a guy
And do you know how the woman responded?

She blew in the roof! Damn near gave me a heart attack, and now our relationship is
In some strange twilight zone.
She’s refused to talk to me!
Now what does she want?
Can you talk some sense into her?

And he said all this with a candid face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
from the bottom of his heart, he could not comprehend why miss Eve was so affronted by this and he was
Very bluntly asking me for backing in any way.

I had to draw up all ounces of endurance I had for the day to control myself from turning the air blue and pouncing on the fellow, removing his liver through his throat with a fish hook and subsequently whacking him over the head with it!

The Emotional Affair: When Friendship Goes Too Far

It begins innocently – You talk about the events of the day, your interests, share funny stories. Pretty soon you’re discussing the passions of your heart and confiding in each other about the problems in your marriages. What began as an innocent friendship with someone of the opposite sex has quickly become an emotional affair. And if you’re not careful, it could mushroom into a full-blown physical affair.

Of course, most of us have friends of the opposite sex and never stumble into an affair. But it can be easier than you think to cross the line in those kinds of friendships. That’s why you need appropriate boundaries with opposite-sex friends and you need to guard your heart – and the heart of your marriage!

We live in a culture that is largely hostile to biblical truth, moral purity and marital fidelity. Our hearts are continuously bombarded by temptations from our human nature, our culture, and the devil himself. Here are three things you can count on:

1. You have a marriage relationship that is worth guarding with your life.

2. Living in a world that is largely hostile to healthy marriages, your hearts will come under attack.

3. You cannot survive these attacks on your own. You and your spouse must stand together against your common foe. You must guard your heart and guard each other’s heart. And you need others to stand with you over the long haul – Christians who share your desire for a divorce-proof marriage.

Men: It can be especially easy for you to begin capturing another woman’s heart without even realizing it. You may think you’re just having an enjoyable conversation with a coworker, but it may be the only attention that woman has had all week. Before you know it, your conversations move from friendly chatter to intimate subjects. We’re not suggesting men can’t have friendships with other women, but we are warning it can be easier than you think to cross the line.

Think of it this way: If this woman invited you into her house and the two of you were along, would the topics and conversation stay the same as they do in public or with other people? And here’s a word of advice for you guys: Trust your wife’s instincts in this area. If your wife suggests another woman is behaving inappropriately, she is probably right. Most women have radar, an innate alertness to nonverbal communication and an ability to translate body language into emotional facts. Your wife probably is able to see these things clearly. Regard it as a gift from God that will keep you out of danger.

Women: you need to know that for you, as well as men, adultery begins in the heart. Be careful you are not lured away from your marriage by a man’s tenderness, openness, warmth, personality, and attentiveness. When you sense that someone else is captivating your heart, when this attraction results in increased disappointment or frustration toward your husband, or when you begin to dwell on or act out your fascination, it’s time to confront the threat.

Here are several practical tips that will help you guard your heart in your friendships.

1. Dismiss and replace tempting thoughts. Don’t allow any unwholesome thoughts to make a home in your mind. If those thoughts enter your mind, it’s time to look away or leave the room. If you can’t leave, shift your focus away from that person by thinking of your spouse. Start praying for your spouse and your kids. Wrong thoughts don’t easily coexist with sincere prayer.

2. Don’t gaze too long into the windows of the soul. Eye contact in a conversation is good. But if you catch a look that is too intense, too engaging, or makes you uncomfortable, avert your eyes and resist that gaze. A deep gaze can stir something in one or both of you, something you don’t want stirred up. Save that eye contact for one person: your spouse.

3. Don’t go out of your way to see or meet someone. Don’t take a different hallway back to your office just to encounter that attractive new employee. Don’t select a seat in church because it is near that person who loves to talk to you after the service. Don’t linger after a meeting hoping to be noticed by that certain person. And don’t meet with a tempting person privately, even if the purpose is legitimate. Invite your spouse to come along, meet with a larger group, or meet in a public place where you are never alone.

4. Be careful with physical touch. You may like to shake your friends’ hands or even sometimes give them a hug, and you may be very affectionate with your family. But no matter how affectionate you are at home, you need a different standard with members of the opposite sex. Here’s a helpful question to ask yourself: If your spouse, your children, your mother and Jesus were in the room watching you give that hug or pat, would they heartily approve? If not, don’t do it.

5. Keep conversation general. Many affairs are started or fueled when a man and woman who are not married to each other talk about their personal lives. Talk about the weather, work, the new pastor, the news, and the like. But if the other person starts sharing something of a personal nature – even if disguising it as a "prayer request" – redirect or terminate the conversation.

6. When all else fails, run for your moral life. If for some reason you find yourself in a compromising situation with someone of the opposite sex, immediately and physically remove yourself from that situation. You don’t have to explain or apologize. And don’t let the other person convince you it’s no big deal. Do what Joseph in the Old Testament did when Potipher’s wife attempted to seduce him: drop everything and run.

You can say no to the threats to your own marriage by guarding your heart, and standing strong for a godly marriage