In a months time I’ll be forced to leave the comforts of home and branch out on my own in a foreign land.
I cannot admit to being excited because in all honesty…it is not exciting.
A bit nerve wrecking (damn visa…damn passport…damn government offices and ’cers)
A bit saddening (pals and compadreez I will be forced to part with-and of course le familia)
A bit cautioning
A bit expensive (hell it’s a lot!)
Exciting? Eehhh…. no
A bit challenging (my choice of study is a bit…ummn…not quite comforting)
It is not that I am a sourpuss or anti-progressive. On the contrary I’m all for moving forward and all…just a bit reluctant.
Anyway,
I am on the verge of sending myself to sleep.
Stroke of wisdom:
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
World of the ugly.
I m deficient of huge chunks of inspiration today.
The primary cause?
A fellow best described as interesting enough to be worthy…no…in need of scientific research.
I have bin, and still am on the path of self-searching…knowing thyself and all.
I have found nothing major to complaint about and 48hours ago I was very much at peace
and quit honestly content with the person my dear parents have raised me to become.
But this fellow-lets call him Epson-who I have not had the burden of knowing more than 365 days (310 of which lacked any forms of interaction) had the foolhardy to tell me I had no idea who I was?!?!?!?
He called me up and asked if we could casually meet.
I was not working or out of town, my girlfriends were busy,
my laundry was done, I was not sick and there was nothing on TV.
So I accepted to meet up for a couple of minutes.
Epson behaved on average for the first couple of minutes.
I cannot in truth remember the blow-by-blow details; they in all sincerity passed me by
But I vaguely remember the smile followed by allegations.
Which began as inclinations and suggestions.
I told him I wasn’t a fan of such and the conversation would be extremely fruitful if he outright said what he had wanted to say
He did
And what he said struck me as being a quintessentially bullshit statement of absolutely zero value.
I had to bite my tongue just to make sure I had dreamed myself into a twilight zone of some kind. I had not.
I negotiated a response: Burst into laughter or just plainly burst into laughter.
The last law of C: the stimulus effect of a dumb statement is always a dumber feat.
It was a thoughtless, unsubstantial and downright spiteful thing to listen to.
And when I calmly queried as to the roots of his conclusions, he garbled something that was nothing short of utter hogwash = crap!
Really, What do u do to this nutcase who is convinced u are of horrifying character and desperately tries to sell the same tale to friends you hold dearly and vice versa?
Thank God have known me since forever.
Despite the strong itchiness I choose either plans and simply expressed my disappointment. I had thought he was one of those amazing people one needs to know.
Amazingly not!
And now it’s affecting me more than I would like
The primary cause?
A fellow best described as interesting enough to be worthy…no…in need of scientific research.
I have bin, and still am on the path of self-searching…knowing thyself and all.
I have found nothing major to complaint about and 48hours ago I was very much at peace
and quit honestly content with the person my dear parents have raised me to become.
But this fellow-lets call him Epson-who I have not had the burden of knowing more than 365 days (310 of which lacked any forms of interaction) had the foolhardy to tell me I had no idea who I was?!?!?!?
He called me up and asked if we could casually meet.
I was not working or out of town, my girlfriends were busy,
my laundry was done, I was not sick and there was nothing on TV.
So I accepted to meet up for a couple of minutes.
Epson behaved on average for the first couple of minutes.
I cannot in truth remember the blow-by-blow details; they in all sincerity passed me by
But I vaguely remember the smile followed by allegations.
Which began as inclinations and suggestions.
I told him I wasn’t a fan of such and the conversation would be extremely fruitful if he outright said what he had wanted to say
He did
And what he said struck me as being a quintessentially bullshit statement of absolutely zero value.
I had to bite my tongue just to make sure I had dreamed myself into a twilight zone of some kind. I had not.
I negotiated a response: Burst into laughter or just plainly burst into laughter.
The last law of C: the stimulus effect of a dumb statement is always a dumber feat.
It was a thoughtless, unsubstantial and downright spiteful thing to listen to.
And when I calmly queried as to the roots of his conclusions, he garbled something that was nothing short of utter hogwash = crap!
Really, What do u do to this nutcase who is convinced u are of horrifying character and desperately tries to sell the same tale to friends you hold dearly and vice versa?
Thank God have known me since forever.
Despite the strong itchiness I choose either plans and simply expressed my disappointment. I had thought he was one of those amazing people one needs to know.
Amazingly not!
And now it’s affecting me more than I would like
The banana metaphor contest
After reading this, you’ll NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial
boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough
energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the
number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes. But energy isn’t the
only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or
prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must
to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from
depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because
bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into
serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make
you feel happier.
PMS:
Forget the pills — eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the
blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food
and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood
pressure and stroke.
Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their
exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid
to boost their brainpower. Research has shown that the potassium-packed
fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel
action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with
the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the
milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body; so if you suffer from
heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and
avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area
with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful
at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work
leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000
hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be
in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced
food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on
high carbohydrate foods (i.e bananas) every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because
of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be
eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a “cooling” fruit that can lower both
the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand,
for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a
cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood
enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the
body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends
oxygen to the brain and regulates your body’s water balance. When we are
stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana
snack.
Strokes:
According to research in “The New England Journal of Medicine,” eating
bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by
as much as 40%!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it
to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three
times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the
other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of
the best value foods around.
“Wow!” is all I have to say about that.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose
combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial
boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough
energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the
number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes. But energy isn’t the
only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or
prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must
to add to our daily diet.
Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from
depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because
bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into
serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make
you feel happier.
PMS:
Forget the pills — eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates
blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the
blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food
and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make
official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood
pressure and stroke.
Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their
exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid
to boost their brainpower. Research has shown that the potassium-packed
fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel
action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.
Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana
milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with
the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the
milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body; so if you suffer from
heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and
avoid morning sickness.
Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area
with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful
at reducing swelling and irritation.
Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.
Overweight and at work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work
leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000
hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be
in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced
food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on
high carbohydrate foods (i.e bananas) every two hours to keep levels steady.
Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because
of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be
eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes
over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a “cooling” fruit that can lower both
the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand,
for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a
cool temperature.
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood
enhancer tryptophan.
Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they
contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the
body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.
Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends
oxygen to the brain and regulates your body’s water balance. When we are
stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium
levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana
snack.
Strokes:
According to research in “The New England Journal of Medicine,” eating
bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by
as much as 40%!
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it
to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three
times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the
other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of
the best value foods around.
“Wow!” is all I have to say about that.
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