Wednesday, November 22, 2006

of hmmns and uhhhs

Well! MAKE SURE YOU READ THE LAST PART..................
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SERIOUS JANG'O AND A KENYAN:


1.Kenyans wear clothes, while the Jang'os DON ATTIRE

2.Kenyans go home at the end of the day, while Jang'os PROCEED TO THEIR
RESIDENCES

3.Kenyans have children, while Jang'os have OFFSPRINGS


4. Kenyan children go to school, while Jang'o offspring ATTEND ACADEMY>

5.Kenyans have wives, Jang'os have SPOUSES


6. Kenyans have concubines, Jango,s have NEXT BEST

6.Kenyans take their wives for lunch, Jang'os TREAT their spices, sorry
spouses to A LUNCHEON


7.Kenyans drive cars, while Jang'os OPERATE LIMOUSINES (when the RAV
grows up it will be a Limo...usijali!)


8.Kenyans go to work, Jang'os ATTEND TO PROFESSIONAL COMMITMENTS


9.Kenyans talk to their families, Jang'os COMMUNICATE WITH THEIR
HOUSEHOLDS


10.Kenyans wear shoes, Jang'os ARRANGE FOOTWEAR


11.Kenyans own livestock, Jang'os POSSESS DISPOSABLE AGRARIAN ASSETS

12.Kenyans get lost but Jang'os DISCOVER ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

13.Kenyans may fail but JANG'OS in the same circumstances ACHIEVE A
DEFICIENCY


14.Kenyans have a beer gut, Jang'os DEVELOP A LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE


15.Kenyans may be unemployed while Jang'os may be INVOLUNTARILY LEISURED


16.Kenyans send emails/forwards while Jang'os COMMUNICATE ELECTRONICALLY
ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!!!


And the list goes on and on and on...


on another note:


A Kikuyu and Dr. Onyango go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and
fall asleep. Some hours later, the Kikuyu wakes his faithful friend.


"Dr. Onyango, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Dr. Onyango
replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?"


Dr. Onyango ponders for a minute.


"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to
be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord
is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.


or What does it tell you, Mr. Kukuyu?"


The Kikuyu is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Dr. Onyango, you
idiot,>kubafu, foko jebe, brari uji baridi! someone has stolen our
tent!!!!."